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Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 19th, 2023
I want to thank everyone who joined, this was a lot of blood, sweat and tears put into this game! Took us over 200 hours to make this happen: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/910734
Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 14th, 2023
2023 is almost done, I can't believe it, somehow this year felt short, fast and slow at the same time somehow but something more detailed like that will come before 2023 ends
I came here just to talk about improvement even if you don't know me, I have a question, what's something that YOU want to improve on. I'm not talking about those shitty ass Christmas Resolutions, which you may or may not follow, I'm talking about actual things you wanna improve with, I'll go first
I've yapped for enough, so, what do you wanna improve on?
Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 13th, 2023
Now, this is Newgrounds, and some shit here is to be expected but being a pedophile is not one bruh, I swear on God, I can't go one week on Newgrounds before hearing about some n***a who was a nice and shit, plot twist and the motherfucka want's nudes and lil children and shit like that. Like shit makes me mad as fuck, they plaguing this site like the Bubonic Plague, you can't escape them, man, fuck those pedophiles, we need some sort of Chris Hansen type motherfucker here on this site to take those weird ass n***as down bruh
Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 12th, 2023
If you have kids, say how you raised them
Me personally, I would raise my daughter to be tough and shit and teach her how to fight so she knows how to defend herself if shit goes wrong and if someone tries bullying her and probably when she older teach her how to shoot a gun, I just want the best for her and teaching her how to defend herself is the best in my eyes
Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 11th, 2023
Alright, so let's say that for some weird reason that are suddenly teleported to the invasion of Osama Bin Laden's house and you are a Navy Seal solider, you have Osama surrounded, about to pull the trigger, suddenly someone shouts out STOP! and you see Hitler holding a handgun pointing to Osama Bin Laden and he screams some German bullshit but basically he says that he will murder another Jew live broadcasting of it too and that you have to kill him if you want the Jew to be free. Then suddenly your dad's killer from 10 years ago shows up fully naked with a gun to your head, you've always wanted revenge on this and then Soulja Boy says he will explode another building if you don't kill him.
CHOICE MATTERS
If you kill one person, the others will run away, never to be seen again!
Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 8th, 2023
Basically to get to the point, I'm starting to sell some beats, like trap, hiphop type beats, so if you need some for like music or some shit, I got you: https://www.beatstars.com/Maisango
Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 3rd, 2023
So, there was a genius named Tom Fulp. Known as the mastermind behind Newgrounds, he was always coming up with new and exciting ways to engage the community. One day, he hatched a plan to encourage users to support the platform in a way that would change the course of Newgrounds forever, Tom Fulp decided to purchase 1 million robotic AI dildos, 1 dildo for every month you were subscribed to Newgrounds supporter. In total newgrounds supporter went up by +1000000000000% but then the dildos started getting out of control and everything went to shit, that's when the Dildo Apocalypse had started thats where everything went to shit
Posted by SlaveOnAStick - November 27th, 2023
I'm usually a negative motherfucker and ignorant, so I think it's time I say something positive for once, have a great rest of your day/night or wherever you are living, see good positive shit. Write down some positive shit for yourself or others
Posted by SlaveOnAStick - November 24th, 2023
I'm starting to take some interset in becoming a rapper, first them n***as make those MONEYS and because I love music a lot espically hip-hop, I already made some of the lyrics for a mixtape, I just want anyone's feedback. For context, it's an mixtape about someone named Jerome and he is from the hood, he desperately wants to get out of it, he eventually does, moving to a new area, where he experiences racism, peer pressure and the stress of life. He then starts rapping to make it big and he does, however he meets his eventual downfall and death. That's the laziest synopsis I could give but I don't feel like saying much. The track is about family trouble and abuse.
LYRICS:
and gives birth 2 promising pods.
I was the tree who grew from weeds
and wasn't meant 2 be
ashamed I'm not in fact I am proud
of my thriving family tree
So Satan
You wanna see some real fucked up family history
The kind you have complete control over
I think you were playing a game of chess with God
With my family
Clearly you won all my family’s soul is all I can say, Satan
Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay
N***a not time for no introductions
Let’s start with the fucking functions
For my family’s brutality
Mom’s is getting more depressed
Ever since she found out more drugs exist
She’s been more regressed
Instead of getting her shit together she turning towards crack
These n***as lack in vitamins
So they gonna go take some gummies
Shit, at least it’s the safer option
Would you rather be stoned
Or you grave forever stoned and be never atoned
The drug epidemic has finally reached us
N***a, at this point I call it a pandemic
Now these n***as turning into these unfulfilled bastards
Everyone acting like dastards who had just been filled with
The edge of their blunts now looking like kush
Now these n***as chasing their woman’s bush
Family Trouble
Please silence your muzzles
So I don’t have to hear two things at the same time
Please silence your muzzles
For that Family Trouble to be more apparent
Aunt Damona
My family has never reached their ohana
Anyways my auntie
She now a junkie
Them junkies don't seem like 3 wise monkeys
They sound and look retarded
Like they never knew what they had just started
Them drugs all around the floor
These n***as think they living a college dorm
Prescription bottles
They say drugs are delicious
But at least the n***a that said that first quit it
Y’all following his footsteps without the recovery
Man, I just love the way you lie
While the crack is on your teeth
Where is that n***a named Keith
He seen my momma more than my pops
Maybe that’s because the connection with crack and mom
Is more relevant than her marriage
So Keith capitalized
How many lies can you hide?
Now with all these addicts
My mom can’t get out of her addiction
She doesn't have any restriction
The friction between me and mom had just started
Everyday filled with screams she aint having none of it
Having new scars everyday
And I wear them fuckas like armor
Family Trouble
Please silence your muzzles
So I don’t have to hear two things at the same time
Please silence your muzzles
For that Family Trouble to be more apparent
My aunties are severely beaten by their husbands
I remember seeing my auntie cry
She was trying to pry out of his reach
So she could see the rest of her life
I remember her asking herself what’s the meaning of suffice
Staying over to her house as a member
Her alcoholic husband comes back from work
She went from a jolly woman
To looking as if she has seen six packs
Now this n***a back
Asking where his hoes at
He only keeps her as a servant
Rest of his bitches suck his dick
No matter how much I plead her to see
How much she has been manipulated
If you need help call out in a simulated anguish
Please don’t let your cry vanquish
Because of the constant beatings you getting
One day, though when my auntie had to stay with me
This drunken fucking bitch came back from the bar
This n***a asking for a spar
I can already tell it because of his constant stench
That day, auntie grew some thick skin
Tried fighting back to reclaim her kin
But damn, that n***a committed a sin
Threw a bottle now she bleeding on the ground
I know her soul screaming
Now this n***a left me in his independent demon
My cousins were young flesh
That day they learned how easy it is to throw your life away
Aunts warned them to not be like their husbands
Yet in advance they enhance what my uncles had
Lanced open
Now instead of abusing and hitting their bitches
They are NOW involved in gangs and shit
Now instead of staying in school
Their in gangs trying to keep their cool
Keeping their heater closer than their family
They offending the wrong n***as
Rolled on them, fired shots
Now my brothers have dug up their own graves
It was only self-inflicted
If only they could have been restricted
We couldn’t even weep properly
Because my brother tried making a monopoly
Mocking his own cousins with “Fuck Em”
He never really liked them
Faces were pasted on their shirts
But he earned $1000 so instead of scolding
We all just took our holdings
Family Trouble
Please silence your muzzles
So I don’t have to hear two things at the same time
Please silence your muzzles
For that Family Trouble to be more apparent
Please silence your muzzles
So I can view my family trouble
So, looks like shit hit the fan with your family
Is there anything else I should know about them?
Well, the brother that sold the merch
He was convicted of rape
He had some tape and started to fuck her at a expensive rate
Now his bail is ultimately $9000
And he spending 57 years in prison
That was back in ‘92
It’s a bunch of more shit
Shit, that’s depressing
So, let’s move away from your family
Might be a cause of why you acted the way you did
So, what happened next in your life
Well, it didn't end there I had to worry about the violence too
Posted by SlaveOnAStick - November 23rd, 2023
Alright everyone, today is Thanksgiving and we all have a task to do today, I want YOU, yes YOU, to say what you are thankful for today, because let's be honest, Thanksgiving is boring as fuck, the only thing that is good about it is just the amount of food I get to eat without being called a fatass. But regardless, what are you thankful for?
I'm thankful for my family, all of them are good, my homies, all of them are W's and everyone that follows me, you guys are good, all of you
And I hope all of you become a: