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SlaveOnAStick
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Crackhead From the streets of Maryland @SlaveOnAStick

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Masterpiece Making

Hardcore Retard University

USA

Joined on 10/29/22

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Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 19th, 2023


I want to thank everyone who joined, this was a lot of blood, sweat and tears put into this game! Took us over 200 hours to make this happen: https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/910734


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Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 14th, 2023


2023 is almost done, I can't believe it, somehow this year felt short, fast and slow at the same time somehow but something more detailed like that will come before 2023 ends


I came here just to talk about improvement even if you don't know me, I have a question, what's something that YOU want to improve on. I'm not talking about those shitty ass Christmas Resolutions, which you may or may not follow, I'm talking about actual things you wanna improve with, I'll go first


  • Making music, I've messed around with FL Studio free version and gonna get the paid version soon to sell beats and instrumentals, and maybe some music projects, but I'll see how it works out


  • My strength and muscles, now I'm not the buffest n***a on the world, but I'm also not the skinniest n***a on the world and while most kids at my school like me to some degree, some of these motherfuckers be disrespecting me, now I don't let that shit slide at all, no way in hell, but I feel like bringing my strength and muscles up will make me at least somehow intimidating and after that I'm learn some boxing, so hitting the gym is a must for improvement


  • Changing my habits, not like how I act or my attitude but that shit I be doing daily, I think the thing most notable is that I started taking those nice ass cold SHOWERS, instead of HOT showers in the morning, especially a school morning lemme tell you best decision, I mean the first time I did it felt as if I was getting waterboarded or some shit but the rest of the day, I was hype as hell and focused


  • Getting my bread up, self-explanatory


I've yapped for enough, so, what do you wanna improve on?


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Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 13th, 2023


Now, this is Newgrounds, and some shit here is to be expected but being a pedophile is not one bruh, I swear on God, I can't go one week on Newgrounds before hearing about some n***a who was a nice and shit, plot twist and the motherfucka want's nudes and lil children and shit like that. Like shit makes me mad as fuck, they plaguing this site like the Bubonic Plague, you can't escape them, man, fuck those pedophiles, we need some sort of Chris Hansen type motherfucker here on this site to take those weird ass n***as down bruh


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Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 12th, 2023


If you have kids, say how you raised them


Me personally, I would raise my daughter to be tough and shit and teach her how to fight so she knows how to defend herself if shit goes wrong and if someone tries bullying her and probably when she older teach her how to shoot a gun, I just want the best for her and teaching her how to defend herself is the best in my eyes


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Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 11th, 2023


Alright, so let's say that for some weird reason that are suddenly teleported to the invasion of Osama Bin Laden's house and you are a Navy Seal solider, you have Osama surrounded, about to pull the trigger, suddenly someone shouts out STOP! and you see Hitler holding a handgun pointing to Osama Bin Laden and he screams some German bullshit but basically he says that he will murder another Jew live broadcasting of it too and that you have to kill him if you want the Jew to be free. Then suddenly your dad's killer from 10 years ago shows up fully naked with a gun to your head, you've always wanted revenge on this and then Soulja Boy says he will explode another building if you don't kill him.


CHOICE MATTERS

If you kill one person, the others will run away, never to be seen again!


  • Your dad's killer
  • Soulja Boy
  • Hitler
  • Osama Bin Laden

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Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 8th, 2023


Basically to get to the point, I'm starting to sell some beats, like trap, hiphop type beats, so if you need some for like music or some shit, I got you: https://www.beatstars.com/Maisango


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Posted by SlaveOnAStick - December 3rd, 2023


So, there was a genius named Tom Fulp. Known as the mastermind behind Newgrounds, he was always coming up with new and exciting ways to engage the community. One day, he hatched a plan to encourage users to support the platform in a way that would change the course of Newgrounds forever, Tom Fulp decided to purchase 1 million robotic AI dildos, 1 dildo for every month you were subscribed to Newgrounds supporter. In total newgrounds supporter went up by +1000000000000% but then the dildos started getting out of control and everything went to shit, that's when the Dildo Apocalypse had started thats where everything went to shit


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Posted by SlaveOnAStick - November 27th, 2023


I'm usually a negative motherfucker and ignorant, so I think it's time I say something positive for once, have a great rest of your day/night or wherever you are living, see good positive shit. Write down some positive shit for yourself or others


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Posted by SlaveOnAStick - November 24th, 2023


I'm starting to take some interset in becoming a rapper, first them n***as make those MONEYS and because I love music a lot espically hip-hop, I already made some of the lyrics for a mixtape, I just want anyone's feedback. For context, it's an mixtape about someone named Jerome and he is from the hood, he desperately wants to get out of it, he eventually does, moving to a new area, where he experiences racism, peer pressure and the stress of life. He then starts rapping to make it big and he does, however he meets his eventual downfall and death. That's the laziest synopsis I could give but I don't feel like saying much. The track is about family trouble and abuse.


LYRICS:

I find greatness in the tree

that grows against all odds

it blossoms in darkness

and gives birth 2 promising pods.

I was the tree who grew from weeds

and wasn't meant 2 be

ashamed I'm not in fact I am proud

of my thriving family tree


So Satan

You wanna see some real fucked up family history

The kind you have complete control over

I think you were playing a game of chess with God

With my family

Clearly you won all my family’s soul is all I can say, Satan


Ay, ay, ay, ay, ay

N***a not time for no introductions

Let’s start with the fucking functions 

For my family’s brutality 

Mom’s is getting more depressed

Ever since she found out more drugs exist

She’s been more regressed

Instead of getting her shit together she turning towards crack

These n***as lack in vitamins 

So they gonna go take some gummies

Shit, at least it’s the safer option 

Would you rather be stoned

Or you grave forever stoned and be never atoned 

The drug epidemic has finally reached us

N***a, at this point I call it a pandemic 

Now these n***as turning into these unfulfilled bastards

Everyone acting like dastards who had just been filled with

The edge of their blunts now looking like kush

Now these n***as chasing their woman’s bush


Family Trouble

Please silence your muzzles

So I don’t have to hear two things at the same time

Please silence your muzzles

For that Family Trouble to be more apparent 


Aunt Damona

My family has never reached their ohana 

Anyways my auntie 

She now a junkie

Them junkies don't seem like 3 wise monkeys 

They sound and look retarded 

Like they never knew what they had just started

Them drugs all around the floor

These n***as think they living a college dorm 

Prescription bottles

They say drugs are delicious 

But at least the n***a that said that first quit it

Y’all following his footsteps without the recovery

Man, I just love the way you lie 

While the crack is on your teeth 

Where is that n***a named Keith

He seen my momma more than my pops

Maybe that’s because the connection with crack and mom 

Is more relevant than her marriage

So Keith capitalized 

How many lies can you hide?

Now with all these addicts

My mom can’t get out of her addiction 

She doesn't have any restriction 

The friction between me and mom had just started 

Everyday filled with screams she aint having none of it

Having new scars everyday

And I wear them fuckas like armor


Family Trouble

Please silence your muzzles

So I don’t have to hear two things at the same time

Please silence your muzzles

For that Family Trouble to be more apparent 


My aunties are severely beaten by their husbands

I remember seeing my auntie cry 

She was trying to pry out of his reach

So she could see the rest of her life 

I remember her asking herself what’s the meaning of suffice

Staying over to her house as a member 

Her alcoholic husband comes back from work

She went from a jolly woman 

To looking as if she has seen six packs 

Now this n***a back

Asking where his hoes at

He only keeps her as a servant 

Rest of his bitches suck his dick 

No matter how much I plead her to see

How much she has been manipulated 

If you need help call out in a simulated anguish 

Please don’t let your cry vanquish

Because of the constant beatings you getting 

One day, though when my auntie had to stay with me

This drunken fucking bitch came back from the bar

This n***a asking for a spar 

I can already tell it because of his constant stench 

That day, auntie grew some thick skin

Tried fighting back to reclaim her kin

But damn, that n***a committed a sin 

Threw a bottle now she bleeding on the ground

I know her soul screaming

Now this n***a left me in his independent demon


My cousins were young flesh

That day they learned how easy it is to throw your life away

Aunts warned them to not be like their husbands

Yet in advance they enhance what my uncles had 

Lanced open

Now instead of abusing and hitting their bitches

They are NOW involved in gangs and shit

Now instead of staying in school

Their in gangs trying to keep their cool 

Keeping their heater closer than their family

They offending the wrong n***as

Rolled on them, fired shots

Now my brothers have dug up their own graves

It was only self-inflicted

If only they could have been restricted

We couldn’t even weep properly 

Because my brother tried making a monopoly

Mocking his own cousins with “Fuck Em”

He never really liked them

Faces were pasted on their shirts

But he earned $1000 so instead of scolding

We all just took our holdings 


Family Trouble

Please silence your muzzles

So I don’t have to hear two things at the same time

Please silence your muzzles

For that Family Trouble to be more apparent 

Please silence your muzzles 

So I can view my family trouble


So, looks like shit hit the fan with your family 

Is there anything else I should know about them? 


Well, the brother that sold the merch

He was convicted of rape

He had some tape and started to fuck her at a expensive rate

Now his bail is ultimately $9000 

And he spending 57 years in prison 

That was back in ‘92

It’s a bunch of more shit 


Shit, that’s depressing 

So, let’s move away from your family

Might be a cause of why you acted the way you did 

So, what happened next in your life


Well, it didn't end there I had to worry about the violence too



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Posted by SlaveOnAStick - November 23rd, 2023


Alright everyone, today is Thanksgiving and we all have a task to do today, I want YOU, yes YOU, to say what you are thankful for today, because let's be honest, Thanksgiving is boring as fuck, the only thing that is good about it is just the amount of food I get to eat without being called a fatass. But regardless, what are you thankful for?


I'm thankful for my family, all of them are good, my homies, all of them are W's and everyone that follows me, you guys are good, all of you


And I hope all of you become a:


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