Now, I am a man of many things, an asshole, jackass, comedian and black guy. But most importantly my name is Lil A$AP Funk, been out in the streets for a bit, trying to gain some cred know what I am saying. Preparing for my newest rap song, "Stupid Ass People" Rate them lyrics:

LYRICS:

(INTRO)

Yeah, some of yall n***as be pussy man, be robbing n shit but don't how to act

Be running away from the feds when they catch you doing some stupid shit

Then be bitching on Instagram Live, like what the fuck did you expect, when you robbed that old bitch

Because the only thing I expected was a trial

Then most of importantly, some of yall n***as be recording your crimes on the internet and shit

Just clicks and shits and the only thing you get is arrested, damn n***a

Lemme get started with this rap

(VERSE)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, ok

I saw two Hispanic guys the other day

They were minding they on business, on their way to college or some shit (I don't know)

But then two black guys came over from the bushes and said, "Abracadabra your rights are gone!"

Then the two black guys said, "hop a border"

The Hispanic guys said, "I would rather pay a quarter in order to a cop to shoot your ass near Sesame Hood."

The black guys were not having shit and they pulled the 9 and shoot them n***as to death

Posted the whole thing on IG Live, saying, "They were at 100, now that at 0 health"

Them n***as got arrested

Requested a bail

All they got was mail from their baby mama, saying, "pay child support you"

(CHORUS)

Stupid ass n***as on the hood thinking that they should do extra shit

Then when they got caught they acting retarded like they never even started

They say the cops oppressing but n***a you just guessing

Yeah, uhu, uh, yeah, (DJ KAHLEDDDDDDD)

Yeah, thanks DJ

Im gonna back in

(VERSE)

Yesterday I was walking down the street

When I saw two n***as beating up a guy who had a baby mama

Causing drama because this n***a didn't wear the proper colors (This Blood territory)

The motherfucka wore blue, thought he was okay and still went to a infested lil red area

Guess what?

The motherfucka didn't come back alive, they made all his clothing go from blue to red (Get it?)

(DJ MOTHERFUCKING KHALEDDDDDDDDD)

Then those two jumping n***as posted it on guess where, not IG

But motherfucking PornHub, I don't know how but they got like

A Mili views

50 seconds of abuse, played on PornHub (Dont who you jacking to, but whatever)

PornHub got so offended that they took that damn video down

Those dumb fuck n***as who jumped the poor guy, snitched on themselves saying they address, gang, family

What type of dick their ex girlfriend liked and everything

THOSE DUMBFUCK ASS N***AS ENDED UP IN JAIL

BITCH THEM N***AS NEVER GOT A BAIL

ALL THEY GOT WAS MAIL FROM THEY BABY MAMA SAYING, "ASIAN DICK IS BETTER THAN CAUCASIAN" (Huh?)

(CHORUS)

Stupid ass n***as on the hood thinking that they should do extra shit

Then when they got caught they acting retarded like they never even started

They say the cops oppressing but n***a you just guessing

Yeah, uhu, uh, yeah, (DJ KAHLEDDDDDDD)

Stupid ass n***as on the hood thinking that they should do extra shit

Then when they got caught they acting retarded like they never even started

They say the cops oppressing but n***a you just guessing

(OUTRO)

Yeah like I said, n***as be stupid now, be careful we are in a stupidity pandemic

The only way to avoid this is by using your motherfucking brain if you do that you are safe

But if you are stupid ass guy like me, you may catch this virus, you kinda fucked

Yeah, thats all I gotta say, man, shit, yeah, uh, uh, fuck that

Yeah, I know that rap song was the shit

As the title says, do you guys think someone replicating it or like making something similar to it, do you think it would be possible and if not, why so?

So, I was thinking about cutting hair at my school to make that fatass stash of cash rolling in. But I have no one to cut hair on so my dumbass cut my own hair. Got my ass roasted at school by my friends about how one side was faded well and the other side was shit. So I decided to the fucked up side and I PUSHED THAT MOTHERFUCKING HAIR BACK. SHIT LOOKS FUCKED UP. My ass is done for at school.

NG deleted my masterpiece: Obama gets gangbanged by 2 kkk members, bro what the fuck

To however did that, lets say I run a business full of some hot Asian chicks that will, suck ya dick for free, all the payment is on the house. Also W MAN

Whats good everyone, i was on a little hiatus, doing shit over the summer, being a jackass as usual. but then kim jong un's fatass came above me and said "what about newgrounds." I said, "fuck is a newgrounds." kim jong un said, "remember that one site, where you made shitty artwork, some jokes and acted like a jackass." i was like, "oh shit, that site, so im back biiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttchhhh."

also idk if you remember i said i was working on games n shit, i quit that halfway through learn c++ and i raged so hard i broke my balls for 2 weeks, that programming shit aint for me unless its easy like html.

also new artwork coming soon, imma try to revive this account back to what it used to be like. most importantly thanks to the people who still stuck around when i was on the hitaus and for those who unfollowed:

lil suprise

My Steam Account got hacked (check previous newspost) and I am dumb as shit because they never changed my password and it took me 10 days to figure that out, fuck me

This morning, when I went to school, my friend alerted me that someone sent him a scam email at 6:34AM talking in Chinese. Here is "my" account that the hackers have managed to hack into, they changed the name to be CSGO related to correlate with their scam:

This is the message the hacker sent to one of my friends:

Has anyone dealt with this issue with these fuckface assholes? Is there like a way to get my account back because clearly Steam Guard is on crack right now doing God knows what. Help and tips is appreciated.

In the meantime, huge fuck you to the fucking Chinese hackers and I hope you fucking lose your dick and balls. Imma cut them both like I am fucking Lorena Bobbit

Now, I am a scardey ass bitch, soon as I sense danger my blacky spidey senses, tells me to get the FUCK outta that danger. Now, there is a game on Steam called Aka Manto, which I ALT 4'ed out of as soon as I saw the monster at 4 in the morning. NOW, TODAY, I AM DEFEATING THIS BITCH. Here is the picture before I beat his fucking ass!!!

Bitch be ready

Music, we all love it in some shape or form. It can beautifully craft our feelings in the moment we are listening to and music on Newgrounds is no different. Some music on Newgrounds can have a tone so happy and cheerful you would think you were in a cartoon. Everyone has a story about what they love to listen to. Now with the extra stuff outta the way.

WHY THE LIVING FUCK DO I STILL HAVE A GODDAMN COPYRIGHT INFRINGMENT PIECE OF SHIT ON MY FUCKING MUSIC SHITS?

It's been like this for the past 3 fucking months and why did I get a copyright infringement? Well because it sounds similar to some random ass song from 2019, I don't give two fucks about. I will probably never have that shit removed. I had some stupid ass songs planned until this piece of shit fucking dogshit notification came up. Fuck me.