So I made a joke single about the baby's feelings and emotions during a abortion and was actually instreted in adding more to it so I can make it my first official album but Newgrounds struck me with some bullshit copyright crap about some instrumental from a song I have NEVER FUCKING heard about. Anyways once the copyright strikes go away, I will get the other 2 songs published.

I ALWAYS FUCKING KNEW THOSE BASTARDS WERE SPYING ON US. I first said it when Tiktok came out by everyone was like stop being a shithead. But look what the hell happened. I swear the US needs to ban Tiktok and Chinese influence will be mainly lost for the most part

Half Winnie The Pooh, Half Xi Jinping

Everyone, I AM SECRETLY FUCKING EINSTEIN! I have the greatest idea of making some FUCKING money, listen up everyone some of you retards may miss such information, I am gonna- I am not fucking sure

Anyways here is a random Nas song:

They got it on the App store so I got myself a copy, so far this shit SLAPS

Yes, you read our name right. Welcome to We Dont Give A Fuck Incorporated, where we dont give 2 shits/4 fucks about you. Simply just call us at (202) 456-1111, and we will simply just pick up the call and insult and berate at you at how much we dont give a fuck about you. Pay us 10 bucks and we will come straight to your doorstep and punch you and insult you about how much we dont give a fuck about you, because you are simply retarded, fuckhead.

WE DONT GIVE A FUCK INCORPORATED; WE TRULY DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU SO FUCK OFF

One of my friends we finna call him, "Target." Printed out an n word pass and as a black person myself I had to get the pass from him because he can't be trusted. If he gives it to the wrong person, the world will collapse, civilization was we know it would be fucked.

This is where I gathered a couple of my friends for Mission N Word Pass, we would basically start scouting him out after the 1st period ends as Target would be tired. Slowly catching up with him before then getting him, meanwhile we had some other people part of the mission walking faster so they can be right in front of him. So when we got him from the back, they got his shit rocked in the front. (PAUSE)

The mission was a success and we were able to secure it. Now, we are thinking about selling this for 5 bucks to some white dude. Fuck yeah

They changed my ban to 2 weeks fucking kill me

I GOT BANNED FROM THE FORUMS! FUCK! For 7 days .... Again

Well to figure this mystery out we need to find out about his father and do background checks. According to me his father used to work for the cartel like the dirty bastard he is. Looks like he sold drugs to and fucked a hooker in front of his coworkers and worked for Osama Bin Laden, Johnny's father seems to be a Neo Nazi too, beat his wife on the regular too.

Johnny is quite the kid at school assaulted his teacher, burned the American flag and dressed up as a KKK member.

With all this information I think that Johnny DID commit the crime, my reasoning being that there is security camera footage, that I dont wanna show. HOWEVER what if the dad did it to and just pinned it on Johnny because he is a shitty father, who fucking know.

With all this information, its the..... DAD!

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