So, there was a genius named Tom Fulp. Known as the mastermind behind Newgrounds, he was always coming up with new and exciting ways to engage the community. One day, he hatched a plan to encourage users to support the platform in a way that would change the course of Newgrounds forever, Tom Fulp decided to purchase 1 million robotic AI dildos, 1 dildo for every month you were subscribed to Newgrounds supporter. In total newgrounds supporter went up by +1000000000000% but then the dildos started getting out of control and everything went to shit, that's when the Dildo Apocalypse had started thats where everything went to shit
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WHO THE FLARK IS TOM FULP
@AlexToolStudio He's a figment of our collective imaginations. No more real than Santa Claus or Bigfoot.
Always those outa controll dildos who gotta ruin it for the rest of us...
Those dildos will eventually go to charity
Looking at the Forums,Dildos as supporter benefits fit right in...ifyaknowhatimsaiyan ¬‿¬
"Dildo Apocalypse" sounds like a The Walking Dead porn parody.
TuffNuts
Impossible. Everyone knows that Tom Fulp is just a myth.