SlaveOnAStick's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[velma in a nutshell]

Velma is a meta-joke show that can suck my left nut, here is how a typical joke goes in Velma:

"Hey dont you know in porn movies where the stepsister gets stuck in the dryer because she is a retard and cant seem to get out herself and then her stepbrother comes in and fucks her? Even though we are in this situation, we cant because its not a porn movie! Hahahaha!"

[9/11, Just Missed!!!]

My dumbass thought that the Twin Towers would transform into Transformers: Rescue Bots and beat the shit out of the plane and kill that damn Osama Bin Laden

[26th Birthday]

Japan after America bombed Hiroshima

[Luigi's Last Mamma-Mia!]

Hehehe, I guess you could say Peach anal-inated Luigi (I know give me a damn award for that joke)

[When Your Dad Dies]

This man probably played Fortnite during someone's funeral saying, "Holy shit, I just got the new Jesus skin, which is what Jim's mom is seeing right now lmao!"

[Doc is Down Bad]

That man is the type of person to watch porn in a public library and when he gets caught he is like, "Sir, please sit down so I can tell you the lore of the porno so you can see where I am coming from!"

["Madness: Project Nexus" Cinematic Trailer]

Jesus is built like a Discord mod, how the mighty have fallen a fucking lot

[Lego Santa Explains Why He's Black Sometimes]

The myths of black Santa are true, (maybe he is doing blackface for some pussy) so as a Christmas present, does he put his dick up your mom and make pornography with her? Or does Santa give crack and guns to the local hoodlum children?

[Desert-Mayhem: OVERDRIVE]

Holy shit, this is fucking good, one of the few animations I enjoyed. That ladies and gentlemen is how you earn yourself 5 stars from my jackass